Yesterday, my nit-picky son asked why we don't Spring Clean.
Spring Clean? Why would a 9 yr old boy even CARE about Spring Cleaning?
(Because said 9 yr old is Ethan, and that's just his way.)
I told him he could spring clean all he wanted--nothin's stoppin' him. "You know where the cleaning supplies are, Dude. Have at it!"
Of course, that wasn't quite what the little booger had in mind.
And of course, he couldn't possibly engage in said activity, for there is an immovable law within the Universe that clearly states you simply cannot Spring Clean before the Equinox.
So much for that.