Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Ancient & Underage

In one week, I’ll be the mother of a {gag, choke, cough} 15 year old daughter.

As insane as that is, here’s an even crazier admission…

I don’t feel old enough to have a 15 year old and I demand a re-count! {Humph} There, I said it.

I mean, it just doesn’t seem “right” to me. Like it really cannot possibly be true, even though—let’s face it—I was *there* for her dramatic entrance into the world. {All 7.5 torturous hours of it with no anesthetic, thank you very much.}

And yet, it just doesn’t seem accurate. Like a giant hole’s been ripped into the whole space-time continuum thingy, and I’m trapped in some strange pseudo-world where children grow up phenomenally fast, leaving their Parental Units completely flabbergasted.

Know what I mean???

{Anyone…?}

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