A few days ago, Fernando received the most stunning handmade, “bling’d out” leash imaginable from my friend, Tiffany of BC Braidz.
The only problem – ? Sir Fernando, the finicky young master that he is, does not – in any way, shape or form – walk on a leash like a “good little doggy”. Yet he dearly loved his new leash!
So instead of being treated like a (whispers) “d-o-g”, I decided to follow his lead and allow him to wear his new bling as he saw fit.
Presenting…the Story of the New Bling (narrated by Sir Fernando Knightley Esq.)
“Mama, if you seriously think for one moment that I will “walk” on this leash, you have another “think” coming!”
“Listen, I have an idea. Why don’t you wrap me in my new bling instead? That would suit me quite nicely…”
“Ahem! A little more to the right, peasant. *Sigh* It is so hard to find decent help these days…”
“See? That wasn’t so hard, now was it? Oh and umm, you can step back now. You’re standing in my light – ! (stupid human)…”
“NOW I shall go for a walk…with my leash on!”